the-listening:

i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it

fake-mermaid:

does anyone else wake up in the middle of their dream, and you just love the dream you’re having so much and you try to go back to sleep thinking about it so it can continue off from the same part before you woke up, or is it just me

hiyamiles:

buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it 

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

responsibleparty:

One time this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

cokeflow:

I’m only rude if you’re dumb and annoying

the-absolute-best-gifs:

leasusan:

Me writhing a easy

recorrupted:

vegasmo:

The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.