Hope this makes you laugh or stop and think.

hotfriesmistress:

!!!!! the tongue

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

Be picky with who you invest your time in, wasted time is worse than wasted money.
Unknown (via au-la)

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me