Hope this makes you laugh or stop and think.

dion-thesocialist:

Hi, friends. I have a major announcement!

*clears throat*

It’s actually not okay to take candid pictures of people and put them on the internet without their consent.

Wait wait wait. Even if you believe they’re doing something problematic it’s still shitty and gross and all around weird of…

For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.
F. Scott Fitzgerald   (via hefuckin)

crooksandliars:

President Obama made a surprise appearance at the White House press briefing, mostly to celebrate the most recent ACA enrollment numbers and to take questions from reporters.

After announcing that 8 million people signed up for health insurance through the exchanges, he chided Republicans for clinging to their failing narrative about the failure of the Affordable Care Act.

In response to a reporter’s question about whether Republicans would ever come to a point where they would work with Democrats on technical fixes to the law, the President acknowledged that Republicans are going through the stages of grief, but haven’t yet reached the acceptance stage.

Almost as an afterthought, but with more passion than any other answer, he then circled around to chide Republicans for denying health care to the poorest Americans. Expressing his frustration with their stubborn refusal to agree to expansion, the President addressed “states that have chosen not to expand Medicaid for no other reason than political spite.”

An aggravated Obama said “you’ve got 5 million people who could be having health insurance right now at no cost to these states…they have chosen not to provide health insurance for their citizens. That’s wrong. It should stop. Those folks should be able to get health insurance like everybody else.”

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sailortweek:

Storytime: Gus had complained on twitter about how certain male staff members would forget to replace the toilet paper roll.
I sent him this sign.
It was last seen in the Rooster Teeth lower floor bathroom.
I hope he remembered to take it to the new space  XD

sailortweek:

Storytime: Gus had complained on twitter about how certain male staff members would forget to replace the toilet paper roll.

I sent him this sign.

It was last seen in the Rooster Teeth lower floor bathroom.

I hope he remembered to take it to the new space  XD

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

So please ask yourself: What would I do if I weren’t afraid? And then go do it.
Sheryl Sandberg (Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead)
Mom, this might be my last chance to tell you I love you.
A text from a high school student who was aboard the ferry that capsized today off South Korea’s southern coast. Four passengers were killed, 55 were injured and more than 280 are missing. (via latimes)